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I have Problems Pooing
« on: June 29, 2009, 01:08:18 PM »
It hurts when i poo thats my problem fix it please

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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 01:09:51 PM »
Step 1) Remove sandpaper from toilet seat
Step 2) Remove the bottle from ur arse.
Step 3) Take a big dump while phoning Gav.

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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 01:11:47 PM »
Step 3 is a winner ill try it later

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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 01:33:32 PM »
Step 3) Take a big dump while phoning Gav.

I hate u Zust do u no that i really hate u for this mike being mike will actually do it i will make u suffer some how i will make u suffer!!!!!!

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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 01:35:18 PM »
Didn't you move out?
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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 01:36:57 PM »
the move out for me is tomorrow and then i move in to my new place Wednesday
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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 02:10:38 PM »
Use baby wipes. 

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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 07:47:54 PM »
Lots and lots of spicy food. Will solve your pooing problems in a tick.
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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 10:09:18 PM »
Lots and lots of spicy food. Will solve your pooing problems in a tick.

True, but it also creates the quite painfull side effect as if somebody is pointing a flamethrower at your arse...
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Re: I have Problems Pooing
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 02:07:08 AM »
It hurts when i poo thats my problem fix it please

More anal sex. It makes the hole bigger > less friction.
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