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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2009, 03:31:31 PM »
What did your mom do ?

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2009, 04:27:20 PM »
omg i need to find me some sunscreen for all the burn in this thread!
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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2009, 04:59:44 PM »
Suncreen can be found at 46; 37

Go into the cave and keep going right. At the end you will find a mob wich you must kill for the drop.

His name is: Chuck Norris

Watch out for his roundhous kicks they hurt.

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2009, 05:02:02 PM »
Doesn't sound logic to me..

Chuck Norris doesn't need Sunscreen, he just stared at the sun untill it goes away.
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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »
that doesn't mean he didn't steal sunscreen from ppl at the beach while roundhouse kicking ppl that were standing in the line in front of him to get icecream...
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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2009, 10:19:09 PM »
that doesn't mean he didn't steal sunscreen from ppl at the beach while roundhouse kicking ppl that were standing in the line in front of him to get icecream...

But for Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as a queue. There is just a line of people standing behind him waiting for his autograph.

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 03:26:00 PM »
His foot up your ass IS his autograph.

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2009, 03:56:56 PM »
1 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2 there is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

and more at Chuck Norris is God .com

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2009, 10:17:20 AM »
# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
# Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
# When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
# Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Re: Achievement creator
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2009, 01:54:11 AM »
This Topic needs more Chuck Norrisness.

So Let the Spam Begin!!!